Hey, don’t expect any of the usual welcome to my hardcore porn blog I hope you’ll enjoy your stay blablablabla bullshit here. Either you like what you see, stay and come back, or you can GTFO. I don’t give a rat’s ass if you like my ramblings or not, chances are someone else will if you don’t. What you’ll get is straight talk, no bullshit, good hardcore porn and probably lots of other weird shit from the dark side of teh interwebz. This blog is an experiment, anything goes, if you feel you’ve got something to contribute go ahead!
The title hardcore porn blog was not chosen by accident. I know many thousands of porn sites and I run a few myself. Over time I might introduce you to some of the best ones out there, I know the dark side of the web like my back pocket. There’s one thing though that I’ll never do, I swear, guaranteed. I will NOT feature pics of some chick with a dumb smile and a pair of more or less sexy boobs. Neither will I post lots of links to sites that are full of those lame babe pics. Some of these babes show their wet pussy, some cover it with a thong. All I can say is booooooooooooooring. Boring lame softcore. Don’t get me wrong, there’s the occasional incredible hottie of course, and I’m an admirer of all female beauty. But which guy over 15 REALLY gets turned on by a pic of that hottie flashing her tits? Wouldn’t you rather see her in HARDCORE action, sucking a big cock, getting fucked in her pussy and asshole, and receiving a big load of sticky cum over these titties?
You know, I have a buddy called Flip, he really confuses me. They say he’s ghey and goin from one mancrush to the other, but all he does all day and night long is blogging about nude babes. Yeah you got it, all these boooring chicks that need to make a couple of bucks showing their tits. Some of them don’t even smile 
Now that I think about it, it actually makes sense. A ghey dude doesn’t really get off hot chicks anyway LOL. Those gheys like Flip adore the human beauty, so they keep bombarding you, the poor surfer, with an endless stream of blogs and blog posts showing boring nude chicks. I bet when they’re done, they go fuck their ugly boyfriends like rabbits to finally get some relief LOL.
There’s that other guy too, he calls himself the bad bad Badwolf. Sounds tough, right? Well, he may not be ghey (he claims to be married or so), but he shares Flip’s love for boring chicks. The only difference is that he doesn’t fall for the usual glossy centerfolds, rather for alternative babes - goth, emo, punk and geek girls. For instance he’s crazy about the suicide girls featuring their tattoos and piercings. Dude, that doesn’t really make them less boring! They can hardly muster a smile either. C’mon Badwolf, you can do better than that, I’d rather see these girls SCREAM in multiple orgasms while getting banged in all their holes!
I hope you get the point by now, all these clean photoshopped girls can literally suck my dick. Fuck softcore! How about real women and real sluts who totally enjoy living their slutty side. Girls that don’t mind getting dirty, very dirty. Fortunately there are lots of ‘em out there on teh interwebz 
Watch this space, I’ll show ya some of the sluttiest sluts and the most extreme hardcore porn, stay tuned! If I’m not too stoned or playing too much poker I might really get around to it 
2 responses so far ↓
1 » They Keep Dragging Me Back In // Apr 26, 2009 at 8:26 pm
[...] there is this hardcore blogging dude who thinks babes are boring. To each his fucking own, I always say but, seriously, you want to talk about fucking boring. That [...]
2 Who’s Afraid… - Happy Surfing // Apr 29, 2009 at 8:30 am
[...] I also want to introduce a new suspect ghey into the mix. This one was pretty low on the radar, but has recently come out of the closet and publically proclaimed that he doesn’t like babes. Figures. Read the post here. [...]
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